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by Pump me up
Sun Jan 07, 2024 5:56 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Predictions for Ram Airs in 2024
Replies: 14
Views: 1146

Re: Predictions for Ram Airs in 2024

PMU - time for some new material. This thread is stale. Thanks for the feedback Fern. FYI, this bit is 100% new: 2) Ram Air Wing Foiling will CRASH The new crop of ram air wings, such as Ozone’s Fusion, will crash and burn. Ram air wings have the following problems, making them inferior: - Sloppy a...
by Pump me up
Sun Jan 07, 2024 3:04 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Predictions for Ram Airs in 2024
Replies: 14
Views: 1146

Predictions for Ram Airs in 2024

TRIGGER WARNING Notice to Ram Lovers: the following content is distressing, including graphic references to ram air failures and underperformance. Well, it’s that time of year again. Ram lovers have had enough time now to recover from their wild NYE celebrations (catching pokémons and slaying WoW d...
by Pump me up
Mon Nov 06, 2023 1:16 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Who are the biggest kooks in kitesurfing?
Replies: 57
Views: 9492

Re: Who are the biggest kooks in kitesurfing?

People who ride ram airs
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by Pump me up
Sat Nov 04, 2023 6:22 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Ram Airs Crash in 2022-2023-2024-2025-2026
Replies: 15
Views: 4975

Re: Ram Airs Crash in 2022-2023

Well, the end of 2023 is nigh. Time for a wrap-up and analysis of the failures of ram air kites this year. Despite a multitude of ridiculous over-the-top CLAIMS from ram lovers, ram airs cRaSHeD. It's interesting to note that NO ram airs..... no NOT ONE (!)…. feature anywhere near the top of world r...
by Pump me up
Sat Nov 04, 2023 6:10 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Ram Airs Crash in 2023
Replies: 0
Views: 1440

Ram Airs Crash in 2023

TRIGGER WARNING Notice to Ram Lovers: the following content is potentially distressing, including graphic references to ram air failures, underperformance, and inferiority. Well, here we are. Another year almost over. Troubles in the Middle East and warmongering by China are ALMOST enough to distra...
by Pump me up
Sat Nov 04, 2023 5:41 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: RAM Airs Crash in 2023
Replies: 13
Views: 3530

Re: RAM Airs Crash in 2023

Thanks to Pluvious for his amazing prescience. It took a lot of wisdom and foresight to predict the problems ram airs experience - *16 years* ago! Out of respect for Pluvious, here are the detailed reasons for Ram Airs CrAshIng in 2023, as they have for the last 16 years. Inflatables are vastly supe...
by Pump me up
Tue Jun 13, 2023 9:10 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Fastest way to pack a foil kite?
Replies: 16
Views: 1439

Re: Fastest way to pack a foil kite?

The easiest way to pack a ram air (foil) kite is to stick it in one of these:Image
by Pump me up
Sat May 20, 2023 1:19 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Serious Question for Ram Lovers
Replies: 3
Views: 1091

Serious Question for Ram Lovers

Ok, this has been bugging me for a while. When you guys are out catching Pokémon on a Saturday night, what do you prefer: Pikachu or Bulbasaur?
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by Pump me up
Mon Apr 03, 2023 7:00 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Ram Airs Suck in Light Winds
Replies: 99
Views: 7136

Re: Ram Airs suck in Light Winds (Updated 2023)

Ignore the lies. Ignore the exaggerations. Ram airs are inferior compared to inflatables and NOTHING can change this. Hello Pumpy, I try to understand why you post stuff like this. Are you really a "Troll"? Or what is you goal? - Oliver A question we have since 20 years in the forum 😂 I regard it a...
by Pump me up
Fri Mar 31, 2023 1:45 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Ram Airs Suck in Light Winds
Replies: 99
Views: 7136

Ram Airs Suck in Light Winds

In light of this thread https://kiteforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=2414972 , the summary of the INFERIORITY of Ram Air kites in light winds has been updated: a) Excessive drag (bridles, lack of internal rigidity, excessive friction at the "boundary layer", and trailing edge thickness), compromising ...

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