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by splatnikGanglion
Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:47 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
Replies: 70
Views: 7774

Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Wait for it.... FOIL FAIRIES... ...mic drop.... And while we are at it...what's a good derogatory name for the dick heads who use a surf board on butter flat water carving up the place acting like they are surfing Jaws or Mavericks? Those fuckers annoy me more that the foil fairies. And I'm not hat...
by splatnikGanglion
Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:58 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
Replies: 70
Views: 7774

Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

jwoodunlv wrote:How about we call it windsurfing.
I was looking for something disparaging but that's just mean.
by splatnikGanglion
Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:29 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
Replies: 70
Views: 7774

Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

knotwindy wrote:wing-nuts ?
Solid, but not quite disparaging enough.
by splatnikGanglion
Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:51 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
Replies: 70
Views: 7774

I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Ok, I've got this problem. Several of my friends have taken up foilboarding but I don't have a derogatory term for it yet. I know, the whole thing is super embarrassing... Could you help me figure out what the proper derogatory term is? Here are examples from other genres: kiteboarders → teabaggers ...
by splatnikGanglion
Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:32 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: What do you do in the waves that's no wave riding
Replies: 46
Views: 5055

Re: What do you do in the waves that's no wave riding

Starsky wrote:Every time I read the title of this thread I can't seem to forget an incident after some sketchy tacos having to drop the boardies and stock the lake with a couple brown trout. Don't do that anywhere near the line up either!
Aquadump!

Hey, our local aquadumper was also canadian...
by splatnikGanglion
Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:43 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Best time to visit US west coast for kitesurfing
Replies: 20
Views: 3579

Re: Best time to visit US west coast for kitesurfing

Bay area kiting is amazing, never had a chance to ride socal because the wind didn't cooperate while I was in town. Spots I rode or saw while in the area: Wadell: Super fun pacific wave riding in a super beautiful location. I'm biased because I only surf kite these days. Wadell was also really fun t...
by splatnikGanglion
Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:18 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: What do you do in the waves that's no wave riding
Replies: 46
Views: 5055

Re: What do you do in the waves that's no wave riding

Twintips in waves: some feedback from non-twintip guys... Waves are super fun but sometimes you have to share them with strapless surf kiters and surfers. Here are a few etiquette lapses I've seen at my local spots; I'm not calling *you* out, just mentioning some stuff I see all the time that I don'...
by splatnikGanglion
Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:33 am
Forum: Flamer's Paradise
Topic: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?
Replies: 211
Views: 20223

Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Bottom line, and I'm being 100% sincere about this. This is for you Bob Marley. This. is. for. you. man.

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by splatnikGanglion
Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:30 am
Forum: Flamer's Paradise
Topic: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?
Replies: 211
Views: 20223

Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Hey, it's me again. Gosh, I feel kinda bad about this but I used to live in texas before seattle and...well... I totally understand how shitty our air is and it's kind of my fault. God, I know I keep doing this to you and, well darn it–I'm sorry. http://www.orkugifs.com/en/images/im-so-sorry.-please...
by splatnikGanglion
Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:24 am
Forum: Flamer's Paradise
Topic: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?
Replies: 211
Views: 20223

Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Yeah, he's a double amputee and just getting out for the first time since the accident. He heard his picture got you mad and he felt super bad about it. He's also sorry.

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