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Postby MadMick » Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:20 am

bubba wrote:Guys I just nailed a FULL MOON RISING!!!!!!
yehaw!!!!
I'm soooo stoooked
And to top it of I was wearing a seat harness (try to figure that out!!!!!)

well ok it wasn't the best I only got on leg back in the pants before wiping out but.....

by the way, I'm kinda worried, see my balls turned blue after the crash.
Is that bad?
No,because you can now learn to do the "Blue ball knacker basher loop handlepass boardoff with attitude and brown eye "

Claim on Bro!!!! :thumb: :thumb:

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Postby bubba » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:47 am

cool!

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Postby Protos » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:35 pm

When performing the FULL MOON A RISING you MUST protect the goodie bag!

e.g.-



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Pants shown in this example are for instructional purposes only.

Don't forget the sunscreen.

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Postby Kiteboarddog » Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:21 pm

My first day after changing over to a waist harness it dawned on me that I could moon all my friends.
What an advantage over the seat harness!!!
I never realized the possibilities.
What better way to talk smack while riding than throwing a huge jump and grabbing your bare ass for your friends.
Not recomended on certain beaches.

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Postby BLOWN AWAY » Sat Jul 12, 2003 11:18 am

Yeah and ten you can eat %$^^$loads of chilli and do the "seagull" move :claps: :yeahright:

As for boardoffs..... I can't tell if they are gay or not, because i've nver done one :mosh: Really Ithink taking the board off and NOT putting it back on is an interesting twist, more accessable to those of us who wanna take kiteboarding and put an insane twist on it and take it back ol skooool.

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Ask a Motorcross freak

Postby djavin » Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:24 pm

Yo I think board offs are cool, but only when done stylish.

And why the @#$ should we ask the opinion of skaters and surfers, let them first experience da force..... (Skateboarding and windsurfing is so 80's :wink: )

And are Motorcross superman tricks uncool???? Maybe we should ask them what they think off 'our' tricks :D

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Postby cactus » Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:43 pm

Seatrystf27 wrote:My first day after changing over to a waist harness it dawned on me that I could moon all my friends.
What an advantage over the seat harness!!!
I never realized the possibilities.
What better way to talk smack while riding than throwing a huge jump and grabbing your bare ass for your friends.
Not recomended on certain beaches.
Yea but if you unhook and put your chickenloop in your mouth you can grab you ass with boath hands and "wink" at the crowd.

He He !!!!!

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Postby luketheloony » Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:18 pm

stop talkin crap every1s out there to enjoy kitesurfing no matter what tricks r gay so stay kool and keep kitin


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