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Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby Pump me up » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:33 am

In response to those clamouring for me to reveal the true identify of PMU, here goes (drumroll):

My real name IS "PUMP ME UP".

I was baptised "Pumpme" and my surname is "Up". Ummmm. Hang on....no ... maybe I was baptised "Pump" and my surname is "Up" and adopted the middle name "Me" later in life. Errrr - no, that's right, I was baptised as "Pump" and my surname is "Me Up".

So to all you ram lovers, feel free to refer to me as "Mr Up", my business title of "Pump Me Up", my pub name of "Pump Up", or even what my friends call me, "PMU".

Cheers,

Pumpy

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Re: Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby Clarencephil » Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:01 am

And you're even so kind as to post your picture

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Re: Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby poser » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:35 am

nice to see you throwing out some humour PMU.
I haven't seen this side yet.
That is a great post totally explaining who you really are.
Now, back to bashing Gunnar and foils.
Coffee break is over Pumpy.

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Re: Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby DrLightWind » Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:10 pm

Nice to know more about you :thumb:
But in my mind, since english is my 2nd language I misunderstand a lot.
For example the meaning of "kook" to me means like an overweight lady cooking in the kitchen.
So be careful what you say, this is an international forum with a lot of critical ass & trolling!

Every time I see your "identity" I relate to the pic below, maybe it's just me :lol:
Back to the topic,
are you still tweaking your "refrigerator door" with 4 windsurfing fins on
and trying to go in 8 knots with your weight on a 12m :?:

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Re: Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby sleepymexi » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:17 pm

A PMU thread with no copy/pasted anti-RAM wall of text? disappointing...

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Re: Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby alexrider » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:27 pm

sleepymexi wrote:A PMU thread with no copy/pasted anti-RAM wall of text? disappointing...
PMU :dumbo: posted that whilst under the influence of his anti-psychosis medicine, trying to be nice and funny. We've been cheated.

We want the original PMU :dumbo: back!

PMU :dumbo: ! We like you as you are; please dump your pills :jump: :jump: :jump:

PMU! PMU! PMU! (chanting)

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Re: Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby twah » Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:37 am

and you fuckheads gave me shit for how i used the word retarded

you fucking discriminatory pig
alexrider wrote:
sleepymexi wrote:A PMU thread with no copy/pasted anti-RAM wall of text? disappointing...
PMU :dumbo: posted that whilst under the influence of his anti-psychosis medicine, trying to be nice and funny. We've been cheated.

We want the original PMU :dumbo: back!

PMU :dumbo: ! We like you as you are; please dump your pills :jump: :jump: :jump:

PMU! PMU! PMU! (chanting)

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Re: Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby L0KI » Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:00 am

Next to some of you, PMU starts to look kind of normal. :-?

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Re: Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby alexrider » Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:29 pm

Pump me up wrote:In response to those clamouring for me to reveal the true identify of PMU, here goes (drumroll):
My real name IS "PUMP ME UP".
....
Cheers,
Pumpy
Something's wrong. That's not the correct PMU output.
The bot has a bug.
Kiteforum will lose a lot of traffic if that's not fixed quickly.

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Re: Pump Me Up's Real Identity

Postby fernmanus » Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:34 am

The real PMU has been hijacked. :o If PMU were still around, he would have copy and pasted his usual diatribe about how much foils suck on the FS Unity thread.


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