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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby 14ToeSide » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:35 am

:kiff: :kiff: :kiff: :kiff: :kiff: :kiff: :housewife: :housewife: :housewife: Where's the Reggae Music?

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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby SupaEZ » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:40 am

splatnikGanglion wrote: We're supa courteous here. We make sure to bury all our oldnbroken glass at least 2 inches below the surface at the beach. You know...for your safety.
Could not resist :lol: ..like KYLakekiter said earlier...need to work on being more disciplined on KF

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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby splatnikGanglion » Sat Mar 29, 2014 7:59 pm

Screw it, I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is and get the hell out of Austin.

Forget the unreasonable housing costs, kite gang wars, and general douchebaggery; I'm moving to Houston.

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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby coleman » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:06 pm

splatnikGanglion wrote:Screw it, I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is and get the hell out of Austin.

Forget the unreasonable housing costs, kite gang wars, and general douchebaggery; I'm moving to Houston.


Pj,
Please show me a place where general douchebaggery isn't rampant and I will buy you a house in Austin.

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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby splatnikGanglion » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:52 am

I already own a house in austin. I just can't take all the kite violence anymore.

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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby acctx » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:51 pm

splatnikGanglion wrote:For reference, here's a shot of a typical day at lake travis. Notice this one has two legs, I think we might need to double down on the bear traps.

Note all the stumps on land. There are 10 times as many in the water. It's not uncommon for a kiter to fall at lake travis and have a stump break the rectal plane. This is known as a "corndogging".
Its not a bug, its a feature.

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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby splatnikGanglion » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:22 pm

acctx wrote:
Its not a bug, its a feature.
lol :thumb:

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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby Bille » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:43 pm

coleman wrote:
splatnikGanglion wrote:Screw it, I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is and get the hell out of Austin.

Forget the unreasonable housing costs, kite gang wars, and general douchebaggery; I'm moving to Houston.


Pj,
Please show me a place where general douchebaggery isn't rampant and I will buy you a house in Austin.
Most of the people who kite at Mohave , are fairly COOL ; not much douchebaggery
here !! It must Suck, to go someplace for a day of kiting, then have to deal with jerks
that are trying trying to un-Stoke the Stoke ?

Bille

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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby splatnikGanglion » Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:55 pm

Bille wrote:
Most of the people who kite at Mohave , are fairly COOL ; not much douchebaggery
here !! It must Suck, to go someplace for a day of kiting, then have to deal with jerks
that are trying trying to un-Stoke the Stoke ?

Bille
To be fair, if any one of us spent the day being raped by hundreds of stumps we might be "on edge" as well. Hell, perhaps even a bit surly. The thing I just don't understand is the unholy alliance with the pole dancers.

I can forgive a man for being aggressive after a day of corndogging, but how can you ever forgive a man for aligning with the windsurfers?

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Re: Austin, Texas??

Postby splatnikGanglion » Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:08 pm

Incriminating documents revealed during the discovery phase of libel lawsuit the travis guys have initiated.
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