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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby Bille » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:16 pm

The blond on the beach , grabs her twat wonders :

how many battery's , does that dildo need ?

Do Ya get KY with that ?

Where is the switch for the vibrator ?

can my girlfriend , fit on the other end ?

why is he squatting so much ; it looks long enough for me ?

is that a Dude ; no wonder he only needs one poll ?

get rid of the board , and it will fit better !

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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby Toby » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:20 pm

Well, sounds like I am a pushy hooker.

Life could be worse...

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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby plummet » Fri Jan 29, 2016 10:17 pm

corbett wrote:
plummet wrote:
Bille wrote:
I'm actually thinking
of dropping the alcohol , and going back to pot ; because it doesn't affect the reflexes as much.

Bille
Hey Bille,

I'm going to blow your mind. I'm no drugs, no alcohol, no caffeen (that's right no coffee) and now No refined sugar.

God dammit I feel good. The best I have felt in years.
So in other words, you are fat and are trying this to lose weight.

You don't fool me plummet :D
I'm 5'11 and 82kg. So certainly not fat by American standards!....

I never started drinking, kicked coffee 15 years ago. The sugar thing is recent.

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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby Bille » Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:09 am

plummet wrote: ...
... The sugar thing is recent.
So we don't have to worry about you ever taking up the hydrofoil , because
only , ((Sweetie-pies)) are allowed to ride them ? :D

Bille

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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby plummet » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:06 am

Bille wrote:
plummet wrote: ...
... The sugar thing is recent.
So we don't have to worry about you ever taking up the hydrofoil , because
only , ((Sweetie-pies)) are allowed to ride them ? :D

Bille

As soon as I can get my arse into gear to build one. I'll be hydrofoiling!!...

Got to build another mutant first.

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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby fpvSB » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:13 am

"These hydro spoilers come out of nowhere.. fast"

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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby jwoodunlv » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:17 am

How about we call it windsurfing.

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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby splatnikGanglion » Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:58 am

jwoodunlv wrote:How about we call it windsurfing.
I was looking for something disparaging but that's just mean.

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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby Earlyseabreeze » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:27 pm

Those quiet, mysteriously fast dudes out in the deep water, who are concentrating on their long metallic wands...
Minesweepers!

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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

Postby PullStrings » Sat Jan 30, 2016 11:18 pm

Bille wrote: Demons aren't easy to Kick ; it took me 50 tries , to get past the cigarettes, (in 1997)
and so far i'm good on that one , (but Damn it was a Bad one to get past).
Was that you in 97 and the blonde you're talking about ?? Got no advice for blonde problem :lol:
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We see your shadow.....six more weeks of winter and lotsa wind :wink:

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