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Postby splatnikGanglion » Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:51 pm
Ok, I've got this problem. Several of my friends have taken up foilboarding but I don't have a derogatory term for it yet. I know, the whole thing is super embarrassing...
Could you help me figure out what the proper derogatory term is? Here are examples from other genres:
kiteboarders → teabaggers
skiers → dicks on sticks
boogie boarders → speedbumps
SUPers → sea sweepers
rollerbladers → fruit-booters
etc...
Please help!
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fpvSB
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Postby fpvSB » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:06 pm
splatnikGanglion wrote:
kiteboarders → teabaggers
skiers → dicks on sticks
bodyboarders → dick draggers
SUPers → no respect, can't catch waves at our breaks
rollerbladers → fruit-booters
foilboarders → airheads
Please help!
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Postby matth » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:17 pm
How about FOIL-BORING. I have zero desire. I like feeling the waves and water.
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Postby lindseym » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:34 pm
SpoilBoarders - not for any particular reason other than its rhyme association
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Postby plummet » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:35 pm
Dont forget
gays on trays for snowboarders
poledancer for windsurfers
How about
dings on wings?
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Postby matth » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:28 pm
Q-What's the difference between a foilboarder and a vacuum cleaner?
A-You can change the Dirt bag on a vacuum cleaner
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Postby Laughingman » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:32 pm
plummet wrote:Dont forget
gays on trays
This would work great for foil boarders...
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Postby Iemonhaze32 » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:35 pm
hey guys, please don't disrespect foilers like that. I own a foil board and go out on it a lot. And it is very offensive to see people calling us derogotory names. Thank you for your consideration.
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Postby Laughingman » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:39 pm
Iemonhaze32 wrote:hey guys, please don't disrespect foilers like that. I own a foil board and go out on it a lot. And it is very offensive to see people calling us derogotory names. Thank you for your consideration.
STFU!
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Postby plummet » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:42 pm
Iemonhaze32 wrote:hey guys, please don't disrespect foilers like that. I own a foil board and go out on it a lot. And it is very offensive to see people calling us derogotory names. Thank you for your consideration.
Its all about equality here.
We disrespect everyone equally!
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