Ha haa, you need to get out more in the real (English speaking) world revhed, instead of claiming "internet definitions".
Then you would not postulate something like above
You can NOT correct the whole world to your liking, even if you want to
Okay to say it is wrong or right, but some fights can not be won - this is one of them, believe me
It is such a normal misunderstanding, that when talking about "fast" kites or "fast" waveboards, it is commonly understood as "fast turning" by most in common talk and writing (no matter if correct or not, doesnt change how it is used), so those who interpret fast only as "fast in speed/forward" will for sure get trouble making themeselves understandable - or get the wrong kite/board if they did not know this
Particularly because the two definitions are each others opposites in terms of design parameters, so it can go horribly wrong...
So if someone says "I want a faster kite" you have no idea if he/she means faster turning or faster flying.
Another example, kite sizes - in English and the kiteworld, the term "12 m" (12 meter) is used for sizing all over, and understood, even used on many websites.
This is also completely wrong and not an area measurement - but it has "stuck" because of ease, so widely used.
I once questioned this, many years ago, till I found out it was THE "de facto standard" for saying kite sizes in English, so no reason to try to change that, a lost battle and only losers if trying to (like other corrections that will be a lost battle).
In our language, Danish, we would always say 12 squaremeter and never ever 12 meter, but in English this is what is used by most.
Being an engineer working a lot with accredited precision measurements I use the terms correctly, when I write or share or prove (evidence and documentation) something work related, or in general.
BUT, I also like to "live" and not be a PITA correcting everyone, as some terms are used and understood all over, in a different manner than the correct ones, so I have no problems using "Meter" as a term for area here, eventhough I would not use it myself.
"Meters" has stuck as a word meaning "Square meters" when talking kites, just fine as it is understood !
Peter