Straight up yo from Das EFX in ICE Cube's "Check Yo Self":
Das EFX wrote:So come on and chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self
Chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self
Yeah, come on and check yo self before you wreck yo self
Alright well I just got off the phone with the kite schooling teacher and dude says I can be put on stand by until the winds pick up around here. I don't see what the problem is since there's wind outside right now, branches on treez be waving in the wind and shit. I'm going to ask my girl to give me some cash until homeboy pays me what he owes, if not i'm going to have to give him an ass beating. I'm super stoked right now yo. I'm about to go big and show these kats around here how schooling gets done!
Come on...this is just funny. I have to completely agree with alamos. This is a complete joke. Does anyone know any "Gangsta" stylers at all that waffle between gangsta, reggae and moderately educated mid sentence?
LiquidXtasy wrote:Alright well I just got off the phone with the kite schooling teacher and dude says I can be put on stand by until the winds pick up around here. I don't see what the problem is since there's wind outside right now, branches on treez be waving in the wind and shit. I'm going to ask my girl to give me some cash until homeboy pays me what he owes, if not i'm going to have to give him an ass beating. I'm super stoked right now yo. I'm about to go big and show these kats around here how schooling gets done!
How about this waffling gets translated:
On behalf of LiquidXtasy wrote:Yo! Nuff' trippin dog. I be ti'ed of yo whiney tude. yo, jus threw down wit da teach. Put me on da slow til more breez shows yo. Bitch mus be dopin cause its blowin in my hood. Gna grap bills from my bitch til the homeboy fes up the scratch. Hafta dry gulch that mofo. Deez bitches bout to get schoolin up in 'eer.
Choose steady side shore wind not over 14 knots to start with on a huge sandy beach keeping loads of distance downwind, rehearse using your quick release 10 times first, make friends with other kiters your age that will help you out.