home made piss-off shampoo

[TomW]

Can anyone give me homemade formula for piss-off wetsuit cleaner? Also cleaning procedure?
Don't want to pay 10€ + shipping for it.
In The past I've used "vinegar essence" on my booties but it leaves vinegar smell on your skin.
Thanks.

[Toby]

Just invert it and put it into the washing machine...not too hot though

[Leon van Bergen]

Act normal and stop pissing?

[rynhardt]

Or drink rum. Then your wetsuit will smell like rum.

[TomW]

Just invert it and put it into the washing machine...not too hot though

With no detergents?

[Toby]

Just a bit, nothing aggressive

[TomW]

Just a bit, nothing aggressive

Thanks, I'll use handwash detergent for sensitive textiles.

[SLiiCK]

I usually use mild hand wash detergent with a small amount of Milton( baby bottle sterilising fluid) that’s what it’s called in the UK. Soak it in a bucket for 20 mins then hang out to dry. Gets rid of odours from the wetsuit.

[RustyChain]

Use a condom style catheter.

[andrewjohn]

Just rinse it in fresh water when you get home and leave it to dry, inside out.
Never had a problem with smelly wetsuits, but then I don’t piss in my suits. However, the wife and daughter do and we just do the same rinse and don’t get smelly suits. Just make sure you turn it the right way round once the insides dry.
Boots always stink, cos it’s so hard to get them dry.