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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby readyonot » Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:26 pm

Jono 111 wrote:Wow - that's one of the most grotesquely sexist, insulting and patroning things I've read for a long long time.

To summarise:

1 If you kitesurf you'll look hot and can get more cock.
2 You won't be as fat.
3 Random men will think you're hot, you'll get more cock.
4 You are no longer restricted to sunbathing, because that's all girls do.
5 You can go shopping more, because that's all girls do.
6 Your boyfriend will love you more and give you more cock.

I honestly thought this was a joke....but I'm scared it's not :o


So to summarize-
Sounds like someone needs to get laid!!! :angryfire:
and maybe go back to grammar school......

My girlfriend and I loved the post Toby!!! She is just learning to kiteboard too!!!! :jump: :remybussi:

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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby wallyman » Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:35 pm

To summarise Jono 111 is a cockhead :cry:

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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby edt » Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:02 pm

girls kite is the same reason boys do, because they love kiting. first time she get slammed & yard sale, shop tan & get her hair done girl gone

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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby sfpete » Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:35 pm

Based on the number of times Jono said "cock", one has to wonder what's really on his mind.

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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby br0m » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:25 pm

Jono 111 wrote:Wow - that's one of the most grotesquely sexist, insulting and patroning things I've read for a long long time.

To summarise:

1 If you kitesurf you'll look hot and can get more cock.
2 You won't be as fat.
3 Random men will think you're hot, you'll get more cock.
4 You are no longer restricted to sunbathing, because that's all girls do.
5 You can go shopping more, because that's all girls do.
6 Your boyfriend will love you more and give you more cock.

I honestly thought this was a joke....but I'm scared it's not :o


It was original written by a woman, :thumb:

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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby edt » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:34 pm

br0m wrote:It was original written by a woman, :thumb:


true dat. but you know the reason sofia kiteboards?

"I changed everything in my life for kitesurfing… I was a sports teacher in a college in Normandy, in France… I was missing something… So I decided to leave my job and it was one of the most difficult things I have had to do in my life. I then passed my IKO Course and became an instructor so I created KiteSista, to share my passion with the other girls who, like me, were spending most of their time thinking and dreaming about kitesurfing and being on the beach. I just want to enjoy every second of my life and continue to think that nothing is impossible…"

Tell them they can shop until they drop, they are just one bad hot launch from leaving the sport and returning to the mall. Try to keep your hail and nails perfect kiteboarding, not gonna happen. I also think her english is not that good so some of the humor doesn't come through properly.

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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby TSOP » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:37 pm

edt wrote:
br0m wrote:It was original written by a woman, :thumb:


true dat. but you know the reason sofia kiteboards?

"I changed everything in my life for kitesurfing… I was a sports teacher in a college in Normandy, in France… I was missing something… So I decided to leave my job and it was one of the most difficult things I have had to do in my life. I then passed my IKO Course and became an instructor so I created KiteSista, to share my passion with the other girls who, like me, were spending most of their time thinking and dreaming about kitesurfing and being on the beach. I just want to enjoy every second of my life and continue to think that nothing is impossible…"



I think you mean Sophie. But, even so, I do not get what she has to do with it? This article was not written by her ...

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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby MCMario » Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:25 am

Reason # 11: So we can spend more family time together.

This is my wife, son, daughter and I in Cape Hatteras.

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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby Bille » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:36 am

MCMario wrote:...

This is my wife, son, daughter and I in Cape Hatteras.

...


That's the Coolest thing i've seen on this forum !!

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Re: 10 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Learn to Kiteboard

Postby Westozzy » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:37 pm

And the smartest thing I've seen. Imagine what gear he has access to and potential gear!!


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