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Bille
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Postby Bille » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:06 pm
Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today
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instead i spent 3 hours getting Brutalized by
a Really good looking woman with Big tits ...
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while i sat in her Dentist chair !!
So what did they make You do today ; instead of having Fun kiting ?
Bille
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chemosavi
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Postby chemosavi » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:41 pm
Bille wrote:
3 hours getting Brutalized
So what did they make You do today ; instead of having Fun kiting ?
Get in a conference call with three women from Nike about a display they want me to make for a new store in Chicago and do it for nothing.
It might have been fun if I could have at least ogled them on Skype but they were having "technical difficulties" and resorted to the phone.
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plummet
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Postby plummet » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:42 am
Bille wrote:Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today
But
instead i spent 3 hours getting Brutalized by
a Really good looking woman with Big tits ...
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while i sat in her Dentist chair !!
So what did they make You do today ; instead of having Fun kiting ?
Bille
hahaha... I guess at least thats better than being brutalised by a ugly dude with sausage fingers with the dt's.
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SupaEZ
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Postby SupaEZ » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:25 am
Actually kitesurfed 2 hrs in waves on a 12m2 today after work
I take really great care of my teeth + the dentist is a customer / friend of mine....
.....that means no charge for cancellations if the wind is up....even one same day of appointment
Gotta love your smile
Here are a few examples
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Thanks for your story Bille
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Bille
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Postby Bille » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:19 am
chemosavi wrote:
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Get in a conference call with three women from Nike about a display they want me to make for a new store in Chicago and do it for nothing.
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Try this chemo ---
Make the letter head that reads something like :
Phone Sex for the Lonely Woman
There is No need to be Alone
Payment Due : for Services Rendered
$10 a minuet X (3) for each woman serviced = $30 a minuet
Then submit it to Nike ; and sit back & Laugh just thinking about HOW they
are gonna explain This-one !!
Bille
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TheJoe
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Postby TheJoe » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:23 am
Hmm healing from lasik so I can not kite. The hot big breasted girl I just started dating is moving away because problems she had with the other nurses, and they are being vindictive and basically chasing her out of the state!
On a positive note the eye Dr. said I only needed another week before I'm back on the water. Mmmm sweet sweet water time.
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Kamikuza
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Postby Kamikuza » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:54 am
Great wind today but not enough snow on the ground to snowkite and too much in the air to kitesurf
TheJoe wrote:The hot big breasted girl I just started dating is moving away because problems she had with the other nurses...
The mind boggles
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