I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal

[Bille]

The blond on the beach , grabs her twat wonders :

how many battery's , does that dildo need ?

Do Ya get KY with that ?

Where is the switch for the vibrator ?

can my girlfriend , fit on the other end ?

why is he squatting so much ; it looks long enough for me ?

is that a Dude ; no wonder he only needs one poll ?

get rid of the board , and it will fit better !

Bille

[Toby]

Well, sounds like I am a pushy hooker.

Life could be worse...

[plummet]

I'm actually thinking
of dropping the alcohol , and going back to pot ; because it doesn't affect the reflexes as much.

Bille

Hey Bille,

I'm going to blow your mind. I'm no drugs, no alcohol, no caffeen (that's right no coffee) and now No refined sugar.

God dammit I feel good. The best I have felt in years.

So in other words, you are fat and are trying this to lose weight.

You don't fool me plummet

I'm 5'11 and 82kg. So certainly not fat by American standards!....

I never started drinking, kicked coffee 15 years ago. The sugar thing is recent.

[Bille]

...
... The sugar thing is recent.

So we don't have to worry about you ever taking up the hydrofoil , because
only , ((Sweetie-pies)) are allowed to ride them ?

Bille

[plummet]

...
... The sugar thing is recent.

So we don't have to worry about you ever taking up the hydrofoil , because
only , ((Sweetie-pies)) are allowed to ride them ?

Bille

As soon as I can get my arse into gear to build one. I'll be hydrofoiling!!...

Got to build another mutant first.

[fpvSB]

"These hydro spoilers come out of nowhere.. fast"

Elitist Kiters

[jwoodunlv]

How about we call it windsurfing.

[splatnikGanglion]

How about we call it windsurfing.

I was looking for something disparaging but that's just mean.

[Earlyseabreeze]

Those quiet, mysteriously fast dudes out in the deep water, who are concentrating on their long metallic wands...
Minesweepers!

[PullStrings]

Demons aren't easy to Kick ; it took me 50 tries , to get past the cigarettes, (in 1997)
and so far i'm good on that one , (but Damn it was a Bad one to get past).

Was that you in 97 and the blonde you're talking about ?? Got no advice for blonde problem
Happy Groundhog Day coming up
We see your shadow.....six more weeks of winter and lotsa wind