I think i got it now.
PMU's plan for world Foil-Ram domination.
1) Anti-Foil-Ram propaganda effect causes all Foil-Ram users to sell, sell, sell.
2)Foil-Ram market crashes.
3) PMU and PMU's minions buy up all Foil-Rams and manufacturing resources.
4)PMU wins PKRA with new super Foil-Ram.
5)Demand for Foil-Rams explodes.
5a)PMU corners Foil-Ram market and reaps in a fortune.
6)PMU throws huge party for all kitesurfers in the world.
PMU, I'll be watching you
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean nobody's after you.