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by Kozzie
Wed Feb 12, 2020 6:57 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties
Replies: 22
Views: 1513

Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Imagine your a profesional cage fighter ufc mma etc etc And after ahwhile you see it popularised and branded to point you get a bunch of wankers knocking around in tapout clothing Then comes the part where these obese fat old fucks start coming to your stables and start takeing up the ring for fucki...
by Kozzie
Wed Feb 12, 2020 5:36 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties
Replies: 22
Views: 1513

Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Anyone who doesnt unhook is a pussy and should go get a catamaran to lie down on in a lagoon and stop taking up valuable kiteboarding space if all your going to do is small to medium sized jumps and shitty "backrolls"
by Kozzie
Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:47 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: tips for landing after a boat launch
Replies: 8
Views: 500

Re: tips for landing after a boat launch

?!? Just kite to back of boat pop quick release hop up on back boat and pull kite in via safety line towards you hook safety leash onto center of kite (where pump leash goes) then disconnect safety leash from harness and connect it to boat. Take bar off harness put on back of boat. Jump in water dis...
by Kozzie
Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:39 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Aluula ? New Revolutionary Material from Ocean Rodeo
Replies: 626
Views: 62082

Re: Aluula ? New Revolutionary Material from Ocean Rodeo

Will i wont i stop being a pussy and learn to handlepass

Seriously you all need to stop calling yourselves kitesurfers or kiteboarders and start calling yourselves kitesailors

If your not crashing your not trying and if your not trying your not progressing
by Kozzie
Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:33 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: How much do top riders make?
Replies: 71
Views: 3959

Re: How much do top riders make?

Already told yas world champs get about a grand a week base rate. Thats equivelant to a full time supermarket or warehouse job where im at. Aint bad for ya mid 20s gets a bit how ya goin once you start getting houses and kids in the mix Then everything else they make ontop of that is extra comps jud...
by Kozzie
Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:12 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Theft Story? Tell Yours
Replies: 48
Views: 2576

Re: Theft Story? Tell Yours

my virginity was stolen during a night kite
by Kozzie
Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:41 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: The perfect Surfer - Electric - Car ?
Replies: 61
Views: 3631

Re: The perfect Surfer - Electric - Car ?

Chooo choo bitches

by Kozzie
Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:14 am
Forum: Gear Builders
Topic: Disableing quick releases for gliding / big big air
Replies: 9
Views: 641

Re: Disableing quick releases for gliding / big big air

Yep just like that. Flyingcloclo actuallyreleasedhis designs for free yearsago but that was before we had low ar foil kites and i feel alot more can be done on a capa/hyperlink/soul I got to have a look at one of 2 of these in my country... Convoluted is an understatement. Im hoping to just have a s...
by Kozzie
Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:59 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Namibia July/August
Replies: 5
Views: 447

Re: Namibia July/August

Nah was just some sort of new chinese meth But still homeboy needs one those docs with the calipers that check your skull size. Renting kitegear when not current is just a massive stuff around for everyone involved. If he really wants to kite he needs to book an advanced lesson with an instructor th...
by Kozzie
Thu Jan 02, 2020 12:51 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Namibia July/August
Replies: 5
Views: 447

Re: Namibia July/August

Why even bother with kiting and all the bullshit kiting equipment brings if your just going to use it for a few days on a holiday?!? Just rent a big ass surfboard and paddle and go for some dives. God you cant pay me enough to go kiting sometimes i wish i had no gear. Supidest sport ever made honest...

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