Thanks for the replies guys. I don't think I have 50 micro holes as when I do find them they are pretty noticeable - I reckon the situation is as n1ck says - that there is something in there which is creating new holes each time I re-insert the bladder. I'm afraid it is a black LE thebroz, so I'm a ...

No, I'm not incontinent. Here's the story - I dropped my 14m Rebel on some dunes (don't ask) and must have picked up a thorn in the leading edge cos it would no longer stay inflated for more than 15mins. So I do the usual - yank out the bladder, hold it under water till I find the holes and patch th...

Benji, your face looks like your arse....and that ain't nice...I know, I've seen it ! It's like the Black Forest in that crevice.

chicken dick is too soft for its length. I agree with Foxi, here. The loop has slipped off a number of times for me too. Switching to blind or even toeside sometimes puts it under too much strain at an angle for it to stay in place. Also, North has made a step in the wrong direction with the new em...

Hang on. Why are we out there anyway? Is it to look as good as possible to anyone who might me watching? Or is it to have as much fun as you can doing whatever you feel like. Listening to some people would cause me to believe that unless someone is watching, kiters wouldn't pull off any tricks at al...

I thought I was the only loser who had problems with this ! I can mostly get back but under the conditions described I am hopeless. I also find that if the board is lying upside-down (with the footstraps in the water) then it is much more difficult. The underneath of the board offers little purchase...

I got a 118 x 37.5 Cardboard about 3 months ago and love it to bits. I can't compare it to the Undergorund unfortunately as I haven't ridden it. I use my 118 as an all-round board as it seems to plane pretty early but can hold a fair bit of power. I should point out however that I am a light-weight ...

I had the same kind of reaction when I was nine and drove my dad's car through a shopping center. I dunno, you hit a pram and people get tetchy. They need to take a chill-pill.

How about this name? Extinct.

The level of concern for our fellow man shown here is truly overwhelming. You selfish buch of spoilt rich pricks.