Contact   Imprint   Advertising   Guidelines

Search found 106 matches

Go to advanced search

by TurcoLoco
Wed May 15, 2013 3:09 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Board Bag Zipper
Replies: 8
Views: 2165

Re: Board Bag Zipper

Come on guys...
Seriously speaking, who hasent lost a perfectly nice boardbag because of a salt stuck or corroded zipper?
Why are most made of metal anyways, there must be alternatives...
by TurcoLoco
Wed May 15, 2013 3:03 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Auto Zenith ???
Replies: 19
Views: 3213

Re: Auto Zenith ???

Troll or not I was wandering if there is a tecnical impossibility to make an LEI kite that has a tendency to go up towards 12 o clock, instead of falling from the sky as you let go of the bar. Companies are trying all sorts of things, even strutless... In certain tight beaches with sideshore winds, ...
by TurcoLoco
Tue May 14, 2013 10:17 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Board Bag Zipper
Replies: 8
Views: 2165

Board Bag Zipper

OK, everybody knows it is best to wash and dry your board before putting it in a bag. Sometimes though it is late sunday, you are tiered, and have to chose between the bag and your expensive leather seats on your Porsche or Ferrari :) . After your long drive sunday night, even more tiered, you forge...
by TurcoLoco
Tue May 14, 2013 10:07 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Auto Zenith ???
Replies: 19
Views: 3213

Auto Zenith ???

I wonder... Kites have evolved so much... Now a question for engineers and kite designers:
What is the tecnical impossibility that prevents LEI kites to Auto-Zenith once you let go of the bar?
It is so much easier to walk on the beach and so much safer in the water...
by TurcoLoco
Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:03 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: MOST SEXY KITE PICTURE
Replies: 6185
Views: 4121241

Re: MOST SEXY KITE PICTURE

I am glad to see that most GRINGOS that spend time anywhere south of the RIO GRANDE sooner or later discover the right proportions for a lady..... ( and hopefully how to make the best use of them )
by TurcoLoco
Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:55 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Folding a Kite for Traveling
Replies: 9
Views: 2431

Re: Folding a Kite for Traveling

We shurely need an update on this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA3l1wp9S-Q
by TurcoLoco
Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:36 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Folding a Kite for Traveling
Replies: 9
Views: 2431

Folding a Kite for Traveling

I was in Cumbuco last weekend and it amazes me how those "helper boys" fold kites much better than me.
I sometimes remove fiberglass battens to try to make packung smaller.
Are there kite specific techniques, for a Rebel for instance, videos?
by TurcoLoco
Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:53 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Does she/he break your balls?
Replies: 37
Views: 5666

Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Agree with the "crass" and "balls" coment, only said because the "title" says "breaking your balls", never said pussys. Some women discover that certain birds only sing when free, or at least free in spirit, controling women have to be delt with form the begining, once you start loosing the game, I ...
by TurcoLoco
Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:25 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Does she/he break your balls?
Replies: 37
Views: 5666

Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Break your balls...... in portuguese something like CASTRATED... The male castrated does little but EAT.... Like a castrated PIG... Grows fat sooner... Once you get married The male hops the female doesnt change.... but she does. The female hops the male changes................but he doesnt. Well my...
by TurcoLoco
Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:53 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Kitesurfing Industry will kill the Sport = Windsurfing
Replies: 27
Views: 4169

Re: Kitesurfing Industry will kill the Sport = Windsurfing

Guys, It is not the Kites and Boards that cost a lot.... It is you that is earning too little..... :naughty: Seriously speaking... travelling to kite costs more for me... When my wife comes along it is expensive... When she doesn't it is more.... :naughty: And kites last and last if you buy good bra...

Go to advanced search

cron