Alright, I took my first lesson today. Shit was pretty dope yo, In the beggining I got a little pissed at the lifeguard, dude was straight up testing me and shit. First he told me to take out my headset, and then he puts me on this little ass trainee kite while everyone else was practicing on 15's. ...

Alright well my bad for "degrading the quality of this forum" it will not happen again

madworld wrote:I suggest you go an edit out all your antisemitic, bigoted and racist postings before someone shoves a foot up your ass nice person.


TOBY come on start moderating your website more.

Hey, it's all kool man. *Internet high five yo*

Alright lets get one thing straight yall, nobody here be trolling nor does anyone got time for that. I'm paying my dues, you know like planting a seed so I can become a pro kiter and shit. It's like before eminem became a thug rapper he was just a normal dude trying to pay his bills. Well I'm just a...

Alright well I just got off the phone with the kite schooling teacher and dude says I can be put on stand by until the winds pick up around here. I don't see what the problem is since there's wind outside right now, branches on treez be waving in the wind and shit. I'm going to ask my girl to give m...

Yall mofos be trippin, no one here is playing games I 'm fo real with this shit. I just called my local kite selling store, and they are telling me that lessons are almost 3 bills. Damn! And that's supposed to be cheaper than a hospital bill? I don't know about this yo, this hobby is way too expensi...

Damn that's a tight kite!

Ahhhhhh, extasy and redbull. Of course I don't kno nothing about rolling yo. Yo I know yall think this is a joke, but I am for real. The only reason I don't take lessons is because A. I don't know what kind of conditions to look for before I go out and take a lesson. B. If conditions aren't right th...

I just bought this awesome set up, I'm looking to take my kite out this weekend. I need to know what kind of winds to take this thing out in. I'm a little nervous, I've never kited before but I am super stoked about learning. I've wake boarded before, I've flown a kite, I would say I have some natur...