Contact   Imprint   Advertising   Guidelines

Search found 960 matches

Go to advanced search

by Pump me up
Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:50 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: It's "Ram Air" not "Foil"
Replies: 24
Views: 2700

Re: It's "Ram Air" not "Foil"

Peter_Frank wrote:
Sun Mar 06, 2022 11:15 pm
Well PMU, quite true.

So we could call double skin foil kites "sleeping bags".
And single skin foil kites "carpets".
And LEIs "balloons".

Works fine for me :rollgrin:
:thumb: :lol: :lol:
by Pump me up
Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:42 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Predictions for LEI's in 2022
Replies: 25
Views: 3098

Re: Predictions for LEI's in 2022

More LIES and EXAGGERATIONS from Fernmanus, a notorious ram lover. Inflatables are vastly superior to ram airs. Ram airs REALLY suck. OVERVIEW OF RAM AIR PROBLEMS [/b] - getting used to tuning the mixer - learning how to swim back with a wet "sea anchor" (deflate your LEI and try to swim back to get...
by Pump me up
Sun Mar 06, 2022 7:49 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: It's "Ram Air" not "Foil"
Replies: 24
Views: 2700

Re: It's "Ram Air" not "Foil"

Peter_Frank wrote:
Sat Mar 05, 2022 4:41 pm
... describe (ram air kites as) "Mattress kites" - as they look like a big fluffy mattresses...
TRUE!
Peter_Frank wrote:
Sat Mar 05, 2022 4:41 pm
... I have no idea what we should call them - ... Maybe "Softkite"? Or "Bridled kite"?
"Flying Sleeping Bags" is the best description.

Pumpy :pump:
by Pump me up
Fri Mar 04, 2022 11:13 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: It's "Ram Air" not "Foil"
Replies: 24
Views: 2700

It's "Ram Air" not "Foil"

You seriously need to get it right ya idiot, they're called foil kites now, not ram-airs. Only fools like you call them ram-airs. Please step into the 21st century and get with the program! OK, time for a bit of etymology for you ram lovers. The term "foil" is derived from the Latin word "folium", ...
by Pump me up
Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:37 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Predictions for Ram Airs in 2022
Replies: 18
Views: 6045

Re: Predictions for Ram Airs in 2022

What does Pumpy think of Peak 4/5 kites? The Peak 4/5 kites are fine on land and snow. However, they suffer from two significant problems: 1) Instability in gusty conditions/rotors; and 2) They SINK . The Peak 4/5 is great on snow and land in STEADY conditions. But, as we all know, conditions in mo...
by Pump me up
Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:33 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Predictions for Ram Airs in 2022
Replies: 18
Views: 6045

Predictions for Ram Airs in 2022

TRIGGER WARNING Notice to Ram Lovers: the following content is distressing, including graphic references to ram air failures and underperformance. Well, it’s 2022. Ram lovers have had enough time now to recover from their huge NYE (sitting alone in their underwear eating Doritos) to refocus on thei...
by Pump me up
Wed Nov 24, 2021 12:13 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Ram Airs Crash in 2021
Replies: 44
Views: 12533

Re: Ram Airs Crash in 2021

You seriously need to get it right ya idiot, they're called foil kites now, not ram-airs. Only fools like you call them ram-airs. Please step into the 21st century and get with the program! OK, time for a bit of etymology for you ram air kooks. The term "foil", as used in kitesurfing and hydrofoili...
by Pump me up
Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:03 pm
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Ram Airs Crash in 2021
Replies: 44
Views: 12533

Re: Ram Airs Crash in 2021

ced1 wrote:
Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:34 pm
Pump me up is still going ?!?!
Whaaa ha, talk about holding a grudge!
It's not a grudge, it's a civic responsibility: to reveal the bitter truth about ram airs.
by Pump me up
Wed Nov 17, 2021 3:48 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Ram Airs Crash in 2021
Replies: 44
Views: 12533

Re: Ram Airs Crash in 2021

You seriously need to get it right ya idiot, they're called foil kites now, not ram-airs. Only fools like you call them ram-airs. Please step into the 21st century and get with the program! OK, time for a bit of etymology for you ram air kooks. The term "foil", as used in kitesurfing and hydrofoili...
by Pump me up
Wed Nov 17, 2021 3:34 am
Forum: Kitesurfing
Topic: Ralf Groesel and Bullshit Light Wind Claims
Replies: 103
Views: 20463

Re: Ralf Groesel and Bullshit Light Wind Claims

I was thinking that the easiest way to test the light wind ability of a kite would be to wait for a day with absolutely zero wind and on a large open sandy beach stand on the back of a truck going a constant 5mph (4knots) and see if the kite will fly? At that speed you could have people jogging wit...

Go to advanced search