Postby Rou Chater » Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:41 pm
The other day I got Kitesurf magazine and I would just like to share with you's what a load of crap it is!
Every one is allowed an opinion
Who the f really gives a s**t about Ben and his freaking girlfriend?!
I don't want to hear about some stupid road trip!
You don't hear it you read it, so if you don't like the look of it don't read it!
And I don't care about Aaron or his girlfriend or their stupid party last week.
Errr is that Aaron Hadlow World Champion, a hell of a lot of people care about him, he and guys like Ruben and Cesar are defining our sport, without them the sport would be rather lame and probably cease to exist due to lack of mainstream interest.
I want to know about kites! I want you to give me indepth knowledge about the flight characteristics on the Nova, Venom and all other kites on the market. Predictive analysis based on AR.
OK so the Nova and Crossbow were first flown in the UK on the 26 of July we went to print on the 15 of June and the mag was out well before the kites, I AM NOT A GOD! But they will be fully featured in the Sept Oct issue
I want to read about what makes a good wave riding board.
I want to read about which lines are good.
I want to read about AR, WAC, safety, Bars, AoA
I want to read about impact vests.
I want to read about wetsuits.
I want to read about fins.
I want to read about kite materials.
Reviews, reviews and more reviews!
Technical pictures.
This year we have printed over 20,000 words and loads of pics on test write ups, like em or hate them they are there, on wetsuits, kites, boards, wave boards, just not in this issue, sorry!
I may be interested in reading an interview with a kite designer.
We have interviewed both Nicholas and Pete the designers of the Xbow and the Nova and it will be in our feature next issue.
Kite mods.
And ruin your warranty right!
U can even throw in some buggies and landboards (We would rather not) just don't give me groupy s**t or interviews with unknown riders who haven't got anything interesting to say expect that he lost his stupid f**king van to the tide and got $3000 back for it. (presume you are talking about Chris Bull, well he actually is one of the pioneers in the UK and has been kiting longer than most people, he has also ridden accross the channel twice in one day and is one of the most well known riders over here. And if you had a sense of humour like most people you would have understood it.)
And hold the chicks cos my Mrs gives me shit about it ( So cause you have a missus we all have to suffer, a bit selfish fella) and thats what I'm usually doing at the time and it puts me off, ( you aren't making any sense here) anyway I just need to google 'big ass bit*hs' and I get all the titilation I need.
Instead I get a self glorifying fag telling me about where Ben was raised, the stupid weather and how he used the locals to setup his fag slider!
Alexander Jowett is one of the most respected photo journalists in the industry and not a "fag"
May I also add that Kite World is another pile of s**t!
In such a small indusrty we are lucky to have two magazines, both very different but thats a whole lot better than none.
U editors/writers are a bunch of f*g want be kiters who add nothing to kiting except 100 pages of ass wipes. ( we actually print 132 pages mate, count them they are all there.) Get a f***ing life and give me some reviews for my money. (reviews in the last issue and the next, there just isn't enough new kit to review every issue, don't blame us about that!)
I too have friends who call me for kiting trips and I too get there and there's no f***ing wind! (Happens to us all)
But what I don't have is the money or industry contacts to try out the gear that's why I buy a kiting mag.
Haven't you got a relationship with a local dealer who you can call on to get demo rides? If not get the back issues with all the tests in, and do a bit more research before you go shouting off.
Is there any English mag out there that is worth reading.
Yeah loads, Kitesurf isn't to everyones taste, no magazine will please all the readers all the time, if we made a dull lifeless tech mag to please you all the guys who enjoy the fun stuff would moan. At the end of the day its all kitesurfing and you should chill and get out there on the water.
After all thats what its all about!
Rou Chater
Editor/Fag Wanna Be Kiter