Baboon: ? The dude asked what he needs to know about sharks. He needs to know that, statistically speaking, he doesn't really need to know anything because if we make a blanket assumption that ALL the people who got eaten by sharks last year didn't know the first thing about sharks, the chances of him getting eaten by one are STILL so slim it's not even worth discussing!
So for everybody else: I think I had a revelation last night that might put things in perspective because of all the people who claim that if I keep rolling dice, statistically speaking, I'm going to be gauranteed to roll a 6 if I roll it 6 times.
This is where there is a disconnect between what the statistics "You're more likely to..." versus people who blankly state surfers are more likely to be eaten by sharks. Technically speaking, we're both right. As a surfer or kiter, you are more likely to be eaten by a shark than a painter. But that fact alone does not explain the true statistic, and I'll try to make it as plain as possible using examples.
Every day you have a chance of dying and an OPPOSITE chance of NOT dying. Depending on your surroundings, your health, and your actions, a probability can be calculated. Many people are leaving this part out, just like the lottery ticket or the plane crash. You have such a BETTER chance of living compared to dying in general, let alone then trying to pick the WAY you are going to die- those are two separate events which need to be calculated separately.
Lying in bed in the US in a city. Let's pretend it's 1:1,000,000 you'll die lying there. There is a minute % chance that you'll die by suffocating in your blanket. It is slim, but it exists, as does the chance that your ceiling will randomly collapse on top of you. Let's say those are 1:500,000.
There is, however, a MUCH MORE LIKELY chance that you could suffer a heart attack. So much more so than any other way to die. Let's say, based on statistics from the American Heart Association that you have a 1:45,000 chance of dying by heart attack lying in bed. Does this mean you have a 1:45,000 chance of DYING? NO!!!!!!
You can't forget that your OVERALL chance of dying IN GENERAL is still 1:1,000,000, and then if you are the 1 unlucky person in 1,000,000 to perish lying in bed, THEN the chance that you die of a heart attack as opposed to dying by blanket suffocation is admittedly much greater. But if I were a betting man and had to put money on the outcome of the situation, the fact remains the same: I BET THAT THE PERSON WON'T DIE.
Let's see if this example makes it any clearer. You and 29,999 of your friends are going to conduct an experiment by driving to the beach every day 25 miles and then spend 8 hours and wading in the surf. My (made up) statistics say that the chance of dying in a car is 1:30,000 and the chance of dying in the water is 1:30,000. Let's pretend these magic people just CAN'T die other than in the car or in the water (this is obviously untrue, but for this experiment, this is how it is.)
While in the car, the most likely way to die is by a car crash. Let's say it's literally 1:200 - very likely that if these people die in a car, it'll be because of a crash. There is a 1:1,000,000 chance they're going to suffer a heart attack and there is also a 1:50,000,000 chance they're going to be hit by lightning IN the car and die that way. But you can't forget that the OVERALL chance they're going to die is still 1:30,000. My money still goes on the bet that everybody is going to live. If somebody THEN asks me, "How will they die?" I admit the most likely scenario is by car crash, followed by a very unlikely chance they'll die by heart attack and an even MORE remote chance tehy die by lightning strike.
Now let's go to the water. Again, we'll assume they have a 1:30,000 chance of dying in the water. The most likely scenario is that they will drown, let's say it's literally 1:5000 chance they're going to drown. Not as high as a car crash when in a car in terms of "way to die." They could also get struck and killed by lightning. Now that they're outside, compared to the car, they have a 1:500,000 chance of being struck and killed by lightning. They could also be eaten by a shark, but the statistics say that they have a 1:10,000,000 chance of dying that way. My money is STILL going to be on the fact that everybody is going to live. If somebody THEN asks me, "If somebody dies, how will they die?" My answer would be that if somebody dies, they will most likely drown. I would still bet that they have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being eaten by a shark. Saying you have a 1:10,000,000 chance of being eaten by a shark is actually UNDERSTATING the statistic, because you first have to take into account it's 1:30,000 chance you're even going to die in the first place!
But overall, the chances that NOBODY will die in each scenario remains 29,999:30,000. That has the greatest probability of occuring. But for the one poor sap who eats it, we can then estimate the likliehood of HOW he eats it. Shark attack is such a small chance of occuring IF you die, you have a better chance of drowning.
Sorry if I upset you Baboon