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Postby BullsShit.com » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:40 am

who has time for a girlfriend?

...unless the girlie is into water sports, good luck...

I have seen awesome relationships where both are into water sports, or into the same thing, so, I KNOW, sex is better then kiting,....why?
.....sex first, then go kite !!!

..lunch...sex....nap......kite....dinner....etc.



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Postby GreenPat » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:42 am

1) 28 y.o. Male - it seems this is a thread targeted at males by the leading post - what do the girls have to say?

2) Single, so that poses the question, if I had a chance for a shag tomorrow would I take it over kiting? I'd say yes, I haven't had a shag since November, and I've kited about 40 times since then. If I was stuck with no wind and a nympho girlfriend and the wind came up, I'd be off to the beach...

3) on the rare occasion I've been able to combine the two in the one day, no.

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Postby sjihi » Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:37 am

MOST SEXY KITE PICTURES thread has about 1748 replies and unknown but huge number of reads for sure. (this should mean something)
Anyway, answering your question:

a) male, 39
b) sex
c) no

I guess you are talking about an average sex session and an average kite session, as results might change if we compare the most enjoyable sex session and a 10-30kn gusty 5ºC wind temperature... ;)
Another thing is what I would prefer first, kite or sex (being sure I can have both)? answer is: 1st kite 2nd sex

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Postby paulie » Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:37 pm

31 years old

Sex by night and Kitesurf by day

No

I notice that on a Kitesurf forum kiteing wins hands down over sex, but what would the result be if this was a sex forum!!!!! :lol:

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Postby ezskanker » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:55 pm

I just sleep with my kite.

hey! whatever turns you on right..?

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Postby Tom183 » Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:07 pm

There's great sex and there's great kiting - both provide memories that last a lifetime. :thumb:

And there's mediocre sex and mediocre kiting - and if you think there's no such thing as mediocre sex, then you've never had great sex (or maybe you're married and having NO sex... :cry: )

So if I had to choose between some slag from the local bar vs a perfect 20kt day, the answer is obvious... Same if I had to choose between the Playmate of the Month vs a gusty 10-30kts...

Fatigue isn't really a factor - just choose a different riding position :wink:

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Postby wjb » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:15 pm

1, 42 / married
2, There are countless ways to get an adrenaline fix but only one good way satiate the other need. Look at the most sexy kite picture thread. Does it make you want to kite or f***?
3, I have never been too tired for sex. After a long day in the sun and in the water my libido is supercharged. If I am really sore I will let her get on top :thumb:

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Postby zollasza » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:40 pm

1) 29/single
2) Kiting!!!
3) No

Kite while you can. Been shagging for 12 years, kiting for 1. Hugh Heffner has been f*cking for more than 60 years! Dunno if I will be able to kite when I'm 80 unless they bring out Viagra for kite surfing!!!

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Postby kiterMD » Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:31 pm

I'll take either right now, my gear's been dry way too long!

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Postby R Soul » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:08 pm

kiterMD wrote:I'll take either right now, my gear's been dry way too long!
:lol:

The best post here!

:thumb:

This is a dumb thread. If you love your lady, then special bed time is non comparable.

I've surfed, then kited my whole life. Salt water is in my blood, but if it came to it, I'd have to choose my girl every time.

Guess I'm lucky to have a hot chick, that i'm devoted to. She's just started to kite as well... and no, I never pushed her at all... She found her own love for the wind and the ocean.
Can't wait for the day she hits her first decent jump, and the bed session that'll sure follow!

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