Dead wind sucks, Any good jokes?
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A gay guy, a bow kiter and a C kiter walk in the bar.
They all order a drink.
The Gay guy sips his drink then pulls out his pistal shoots the glass and says
" I dont need to drink outta the same glass twice cause theres so much more on the little shelf over there"
The Bow kiter half finishes his drink pulls out his pistal shoots the glass and says
"There is no need to drink out of the same glass twice cause what the gay guy said"
The C kiter finishes his drink, pulls out a gun, shoots the gay and bow then says
"Therez so many fags around you dont need to drink with them twice."
They all order a drink.
The Gay guy sips his drink then pulls out his pistal shoots the glass and says
" I dont need to drink outta the same glass twice cause theres so much more on the little shelf over there"
The Bow kiter half finishes his drink pulls out his pistal shoots the glass and says
"There is no need to drink out of the same glass twice cause what the gay guy said"
The C kiter finishes his drink, pulls out a gun, shoots the gay and bow then says
"Therez so many fags around you dont need to drink with them twice."
I took my C-kite to the beach the other day. However, the winds were very light, so we decided to hang out and see if it would pick up.
I noticed my C-kite watching a Naish kite sitting next to him. This was the new technology helix kite.
My C-kite kept staring at him. The new Naish kite would look and find him staring every time.
When the Naish kite had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a fucked up seagull. I was just wondering if you were my son".
I noticed my C-kite watching a Naish kite sitting next to him. This was the new technology helix kite.
My C-kite kept staring at him. The new Naish kite would look and find him staring every time.
When the Naish kite had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a fucked up seagull. I was just wondering if you were my son".
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Re: Dead wind sucks, Any good jokes?
Well it's actually blowing like stink today but we haven't had any fresh powder in a long time, so maybe a kiter joke will help bring some freshies.
"When you go to a party, how can you tell who the sponsored kiters are?"
"Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"When you go to a party, how can you tell who the sponsored kiters are?"
"Don't worry, they'll tell you."