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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby t-bag » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:33 pm

Donations are now being taken for an airline ticket for Kevin from Ft. Lauderdale to somewhere on the Louisiana or Alabama gulf coast, for sometime next week. Return trip negotiable pending outcome of meeting.

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby Burness » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:25 am

Now I know where I've heard Kevin's scratchy voice. Surely he plays Marge Simpson or at least one of the sisters on The Simpsons! :lol:

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby surf-turkey » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:39 am

Here's your chance:
http://www.almostroadkill.com/

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby adams420 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:26 am

this has been one of the funniest threads i have ever read on any topic in any forum.

It's not funny that this cat got hurt... and it's not funny that his is being a Richard Noggin about the whole thing...


But it is funny that his is so stupid. I wonder if he, or these new agencies that are interviewing him know how a large portion of the Kiting populous feels about him. I think that would be more interesting reporting... get Kevin, and a couple of guys from this forum on the television together for a nice little debate...

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby tungsten222 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:40 am

Bis repetita non placent.
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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby Wibbler » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:03 am

I hope this is a typo:

'Kearney is actually an instructor in the sport of kite surfing'

from http://www.insideedition.com/news.aspx?storyId=2027

He's gotta make the Honorable Mention category of the Darwin Awards this year:

The stupidity displayed by the participants
in the following tales stops short of the ultimate
sacrifice, but we salute their spirit and innovation.

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby UKiting » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:10 am

Wibbler wrote:
'Kearney is actually an instructor in the sport of kite surfing'
Thats most likely embellished but :o if he is.
tungsten222 wrote:Media like the ones that jumped on that video don't care what other people are thinking, they have a distinct profile what's news worth sending: blood, semen, tears. News fill the time between ads, not more, not less. And if the "victim" goes like "yeah, I'll do it again tomorrow", the better.
Spot on.

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby schmoe » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:15 am

Should have happened to Lenten. He would have looped it and landed clean. Wouldn’t become news just a Lenten video.

Anyway how the heck do you get to bow/C kite debate? Is your entire world view based on bow kite paranoia?

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby JFB » Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:18 pm

I have mixed feelings about this thread, his accident was awfull and scary, I shit myself when I saw it the first time, now his interview does not make any sense, it is either that 1) he is really stupid, 2) he became stupid from the hit on his head, 3) he has not yet fully understood or grasped what has happened to him and how dangerous it was.
I was in a car accident once, no one got hurt, I only realised what had happened and became really scared after couple of weeks, since then I am still not confortable sitting in the passenger's seat...
Maybe it will hit him in the coming days or the next time he will be pumpinp a kite...
Would love to hear what he has to say about his accident...

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby Gibby » Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:43 pm

JFB wrote:I have mixed feelings about this thread, his accident was awfull and scary, I shit myself when I saw it the first time, now his interview does not make any sense, it is either that 1) he is really stupid, 2) he became stupid from the hit on his head, 3) he has not yet fully understood or grasped what has happened to him and how dangerous it was.
I was in a car accident once, no one got hurt, I only realised what had happened and became really scared after couple of weeks, since then I am still not confortable sitting in the passenger's seat...
Maybe it will hit him in the coming days or the next time he will be pumpinp a kite...
Would love to hear what he has to say about his accident...
He went out kiting in a tropical storm w/o medical insurance. I think that's a strong indication as to his intelligence level even before the incident occurred.


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