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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby K-School SafetyFirst » Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:09 pm

icebird wrote:... and with this line of discussion, kiteboarding officially died as an extreme sport :angryfire: ... how about taking up golfing again
Brilliant historic awareness, Icebird!

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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby eree » Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:31 pm

Puetz wrote:I wanted to share this little video of Mitch, who is one of our kite kids. He's 11 years old, using a 7m Rebel in 10 to 12 knots and got hit with a box jelly fish or also know as a sea wasp, which really hurt. His reactions are classic, hope you like and have a laugh!! :o


and this was meant to be a fun thread...




english is my 3rd language out of five.

you asked for it, now everybody speaks english :lol:


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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby Puetz » Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:50 am

eree wrote:
Puetz wrote:I wanted to share this little video of Mitch, who is one of our kite kids. He's 11 years old, using a 7m Rebel in 10 to 12 knots and got hit with a box jelly fish or also know as a sea wasp, which really hurt. His reactions are classic, hope you like and have a laugh!! :o


and this was meant to be a fun thread...




english is my 3rd language out of five.

you asked for it, now everybody speaks english :lol:


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umm ... yeah ... this thread was meant to be fun ... so why do people like Alex have to sully things and change the vibe???.

I know this is a forum but for goodness sake, lets keep it on topic, you check out other threads and there is Alex changing the subject .

Anyway, it is fun to watch even though it has some colourful language in it! :thumb:

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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby L0KI » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:05 am

The kid was fukkin funny and I approve fully!! :lol:
Funny beats judging others every time. :nono:

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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby Puetz » Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:18 am

Chrys wrote:The kid was fukkin funny and I approve fully!! :lol:
Funny beats judging others every time. :nono:
yep :lol:

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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby piedroporto » Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:14 pm

i really can't understand why some people still take guys like Alex seriously.... let him talk, who the hell cares what he thinks?!?!

had a blast watching this... then went to research on the effects of being stung by a jellyfish and i can now say the kid is a freakin hero! let him curse, i'd do a million times worse and curse a 10 million times more!

great video, well done for the kid. toke it like a man!

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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby alexrider » Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:40 am

Ok, ok, I got your message. Allow me then to contribute too to Mitch's education.
Probably old shit for you lot, but It's the best shit anthology I found so far.
Feel free to complement.
Am I redeemed now? Off topic?

Shit happens. Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Stoicism #2:: Mitch's jelly-shit.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.

And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby Puetz » Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:19 pm

alexrider wrote:Ok, ok, I got your message. Allow me then to contribute too to Mitch's education.
Probably old shit for you lot, but It's the best shit anthology I found so far.
Feel free to complement.
Am I redeemed now? Off topic?

Shit happens. Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Stoicism #2:: Mitch's jelly-shit.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.

And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!
... again I find your reply's hard to follow and pointless (or should I say off topic) but credit due, this is pretty funny, if this is your work well done!

cheers,

Robbie

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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby alexrider » Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:40 pm

Puetz wrote:
alexrider wrote:Ok, ok, I got your message. Allow me then to contribute too to Mitch's education.
Probably old shit for you lot, but It's the best shit anthology I found so far.
Feel free to complement.
Am I redeemed now? Off topic?

Shit happens. Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
....
Stoicism #2:: Mitch's jelly-shit.
....
And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!
... again I find your reply's hard to follow and pointless (or should I say off topic) but credit due, this is pretty funny, if this is your work well done!

cheers,

Robbie
Off topic? Shit no!
I hesitated to post this widely known piece of antholoshit, presuming each of you must have known it from school days.
I contributed to just one single line.
Thanks for the compliment. But just you wait for what's gonna follow. :jump:

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Re: Check this out for a little laugh!

Postby alexrider » Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:01 pm

Spiritually incorrect.
No wonder he had so many followers.



It's dead on topic; it's about the appropriate uses of the F word for a little laugh.
But he didn't manage to distinguish nearly as many meanings of the word as the amount of Rolls-Royces he owned.

He does state that the word can be used to express pain.
But I'm not a Sanyasi.


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