little kite term fun.

[posey]

hey peeps, just thought of some funny meanings to some common kitesurfing terms, hope ya get a laugh out of'em and if ya got some of your own post'em


Angle of Attack: how you pick up chicks.

Blindside: what you forgot to guard when you called your g/f by your ex's name.

Body Dragging: hangover before work.

Chicken Loop: the routine of life.

Control bar: like a protein bar except no protein.

De-powering: giving someone the silent treatment.

Downwind: when wind gets depressed.

Flexifoil: tin foil that's more flexible.

Handle Pass: the definition of playing the game "Hot Potato" by yourself.

Leading edge: the main wingman of a group of single guys.

Power Zone: is located right off the "Highway to the danger zone" exit 12

Trailing edge: the least attractive guy in a group of guys.

Unhooked: Rehab

[Toby]

good one!

[Ned Divine]

Good idea! Let's try some more:
Waterstart : Starting to pee
Walk of shame : In your underwear, jump of the balcony and walk home (her husband suddenly came back)
Dark slide : walking downstairs in the dark, you trip and slide all the way to the bottom
Heart attack : heart attack

[Jdizzle]

Awesome idea...I'm going to be thinking of these for days

My two cents...

Slide turn: A quick change of direction when walking down the street, upon noticing someone you really don't want to speak to.

Flagging out: Leaving the party early.

Load and pop: Seriously flipping at someone who has been stressing you out for far too long!

Activating the quick release: Just making it to the toilet in time after a hot curry the night before.

[Ned Divine]

...
...some more...
Kiteforum : A kite specifically designed and made for someone called Um
HarNess : A lake in Scotland featuring the famous elusive Monster of Har Ness
E-pic : Software company selling pictures in electronic form
Dimitri : Founder, owner, chief photographer for E-pic
PMU : The Power Management Unit (PMU) is a microcontroller that governs power functions of digital platforms
SLE : Systemic Lupus Erythematosus (autoimmune disease)
Big Air : Evening result of consuming a big quantity of baked beans during lunch

[kitecozumel]

Bar pressure = looking for a girl in a bar

[plummet]

donkey dick = donkey dick.!... hmmm.

[ChickenTikka]

My brother and his friends have put chicks in two categories:

1. "deadman" - average chick - easy to do, you can nail it almost every time without much risk of failure. No one in the know is that impressed. But the risk/reward tradeoff is low so you end up doing it a lot.


2. "Handlepass" - hot chick - technically difficult to execute, massive downside to getting it wrong. The reward frequently not sufficient for the effort.

[Clew In]

Hey,

Here is my try:

Slider = Passing gas in the wetsuit
Dark Slider = Passing gas with a little extra in the wetsuit
Pulley Wheel = Tool that does all his tricks 1.5' from the beach and in 3" of water
Hooked In = Heading out for the eveing with your better half
Stapless = Heading out alone
Line Stretch = Money Tight & using credit or bummin off buddies
Grab Handle = This is the guy you want to be around when the money is tight

Clew In

[Ned Divine]

Where is the OP? He got us twisting our minds for more and has stopped contributing! And where is Kami?

Flysurfer : A kitesurfer lofted to 200feet, flying towards a nearby hill
Helicopter loop : A helicopter tangled in the lines of the abovementioned kite and looping uncontrollably just before crashing.

Front roll : One of the ways to move one's partner during sex, in order to change position
Back roll : Another way

Self launch : Male sexual arousal without external contribution
Self landing : Completing sexual activity alone
Self rescue : Avoiding marriage