hey peeps, just thought of some funny meanings to some common kitesurfing terms, hope ya get a laugh out of'em and if ya got some of your own post'em
Angle of Attack: how you pick up chicks.
Blindside: what you forgot to guard when you called your g/f by your ex's name.
Body Dragging: hangover before work.
Chicken Loop: the routine of life.
Control bar: like a protein bar except no protein.
De-powering: giving someone the silent treatment.
Downwind: when wind gets depressed.
Flexifoil: tin foil that's more flexible.
Handle Pass: the definition of playing the game "Hot Potato" by yourself.
Leading edge: the main wingman of a group of single guys.
Power Zone: is located right off the "Highway to the danger zone" exit 12
Trailing edge: the least attractive guy in a group of guys.
Unhooked: Rehab