Ok, I've got this problem. Several of my friends have taken up foilboarding but I don't have a derogatory term for it yet. I know, the whole thing is super embarrassing...
Could you help me figure out what the proper derogatory term is? Here are examples from other genres:
kiteboarders → teabaggers
skiers → dicks on sticks
boogie boarders → speedbumps
SUPers → sea sweepers
rollerbladers → fruit-booters
etc...
Please help!
I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
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splatnikGanglion
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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
splatnikGanglion wrote: kiteboarders → teabaggers
skiers → dicks on sticks
bodyboarders → dick draggers
SUPers → no respect, can't catch waves at our breaks
rollerbladers → fruit-booters
foilboarders → airheads
Please help!
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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
How about FOIL-BORING. I have zero desire. I like feeling the waves and water.
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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
SpoilBoarders - not for any particular reason other than its rhyme association
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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
Dont forget
gays on trays for snowboarders
poledancer for windsurfers
How about
dings on wings?
gays on trays for snowboarders
poledancer for windsurfers
How about
dings on wings?
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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
Q-What's the difference between a foilboarder and a vacuum cleaner?
A-You can change the Dirt bag on a vacuum cleaner
A-You can change the Dirt bag on a vacuum cleaner
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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
This would work great for foil boarders...plummet wrote:Dont forget
gays on trays
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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
hey guys, please don't disrespect foilers like that. I own a foil board and go out on it a lot. And it is very offensive to see people calling us derogotory names. Thank you for your consideration.
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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
STFU!Iemonhaze32 wrote:hey guys, please don't disrespect foilers like that. I own a foil board and go out on it a lot. And it is very offensive to see people calling us derogotory names. Thank you for your consideration.
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Re: I need advice for this problem I've got...it's personal
Its all about equality here.Iemonhaze32 wrote:hey guys, please don't disrespect foilers like that. I own a foil board and go out on it a lot. And it is very offensive to see people calling us derogotory names. Thank you for your consideration.
We disrespect everyone equally!
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