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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby kitegirls » Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:50 pm

alamos_kiter wrote:
kitegirls wrote:Do you think that federal park rangers cannot make the argument that the kite is "moored" to your body? :o :alarm: :nono:
:allbegood: See, if he'd argue that, I would ask him what a kite looks like which is not moored, as opposed to a moored one.
That's a good one. Its funny, they actually define "airport" with a link to the Websters definition on the website but they don't define "moored." They like the ambiguity so that they can arrest you first and argue in court later and make their money. Its like that one time I was kiting naked and they tried to arrest me for indecent :buttsmile: exposure but to indict for indecent expose they have to prove intent to offend or arouse etc. But I digress...

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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby corbett » Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:55 pm

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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby kitegirls » Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:11 am

corbett wrote:No please, continue, digress all you like.

One thing is for sure, the police are the sneakiest f~~ks you can ever imagine. It doesn't matter what country you go to, they're all like that.
The federal rangers that popped my friend for smoking a roach in his tent at a federal park campground admitted in court that they had been "watching him and his wife with a thermal imaging scope for nearly an hour..."

Kinda makes ya wanna go on a camping trip huh? :jump:

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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby Do-it » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:36 am

can't charge you if they can't catch you.......those fed fucks hate everyone......but base jumpers the most.

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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby Bille » Mon Oct 03, 2016 4:52 am

kitegirls wrote:
corbett wrote:No please, continue, digress all you like.

One thing is for sure, the police are the sneakiest f~~ks you can ever imagine. It doesn't matter what country you go to, they're all like that.
The federal rangers that popped my friend for smoking a roach in his tent at a federal park campground admitted in court that they had been "watching him and his wife with a thermal imaging scope for nearly an hour..."

Kinda makes ya wanna go on a camping trip huh? :jump:
It's cat & mouse ; there suppose to try and catch Ya , and your suppose to
get away. So far , i always got away ; (except from gravity) it got me a time
or two !! :D

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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby corbett » Mon Oct 03, 2016 5:57 am

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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby alamos_kiter » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:01 am

Uh oh, they do look brainy. US chess squad?

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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby corbett » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:17 am

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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby alamos_kiter » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:28 am

Ah damn, wrong continent :D They look remotely related to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. You sure can play hide-and-seek for hours with them: when you close your eyes, they think they can't see you either.

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Re: Illegal Kiting

Postby corbett » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:40 am

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