I think the title is self-describing -- it is the ultimate anti-review thread. Review of features that must go, not the whole product. Here is my list:
1. Supersized inflation valves
2. Self-rescue handles
3. Black canopy/strut color
4. Sharp hydrofoil wing/mast leading edge, fuselage nose
5. Spider bridle
I think only #5 needs clarifying. I'm suspicious of the idea that more than 3 bridle lines meeting at a single point is optimal. For example, this footage
from 20 sec and on, provides a very good view of the 5 lines meeting at the upper part of "spider web". It is clearly noticeable that the left most line is not fully tensioned and hangs a little, at times.