Returning it: if you are unsatisfied and this should have been found in testing, then it should be full $ back, with them picking up shipping. REAL is solid, I am sure they'd offer. But this is probably easily fixed if you are stoked on the kite and want to keep it. 90% of bladder repairs are 10-15 minutes max.
Your response helps to diagnose the issue. By pumping it up, crimping strut valves closed, and the LE deflating, you have identified the leak is in leading edge. You can then pump it up hard and then use soapy water on the leading edge to see if you can identify where on LE the hole is ... this helps narrow down the problem, sometimes means you don't need to remove entire bladder ... though if you've already done this and found nothing, it just means the pinhole is too small to detect.
You need to remove the bladder from kite. Follow Ben's advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGda7xiqon4
Once out, you crimp the strut valves closed with hose and crimp (you were correct on that step).
Pump it up fairly hard ... not too hard, as no support from kite means it could pop ... but has to be hard enough that pinholes will blow air.
Use soapy water to look for bubbles. Or if you have a kiddie pool, can dunk it in sections (or in a large rubbermaid tote). If in a quiet windless place, can also listen for hisses, run your face along it feeling for air puffs (which sounds odd, but is sometimes the most effective way).
When you find the hole, circle it with a jiffy, wash it off with alcohol swipe, tape on some Type A tear aid, pump it up and test -- often there's more than 1 pin hole.
And there you go ... welcome to the start of your kiting career, unless you buy new and turn them over quick, expect to do this once or more a year from now til forever.
[JZ perth: I think his kite is Noise version, before they had boston valves.....but I had same issue as you, was stoked when I realized the quick fix, but bummed at not having my 8m working in maui for something so easy!]