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How not to launch a kite

Postby Toby » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:22 pm

Just don’t do it!



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Re: How not to launch a kite

Postby tautologies » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:26 pm

What could possibly go wrong? :D

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Re: How not to launch a kite

Postby knotwindy » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:46 pm

Looks easy, think I’ll try it.

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Re: How not to launch a kite

Postby or6 » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:24 pm

Make sure you've got plenty of wind!

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Re: How not to launch a kite

Postby Toby » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:28 pm

More fun with one line around the tip or bar ...

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Re: How not to launch a kite

Postby JakeFarley » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:36 pm

How about this for self landing....


or this


or this (I like this one the best)

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Re: How not to launch a kite

Postby iriejohn » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:01 pm

Quality, can't stop laughing! :greenlaugh:

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Re: How not to launch a kite

Postby FLandOBX » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:07 pm

Uhhhhh....not with my kites, you won't! :roll:

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Re: How not to launch a kite

Postby matth » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:35 pm

Sometimes people are so stupid you almost want to see something go wrong.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: How not to launch a kite

Postby ap888 » Tue Jan 29, 2019 12:53 am



Might be seeing couple more risky launches remember see this guys launches lol

WKLL lol


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