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Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby John Doe » Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:17 am

So I am at a world class wave-kiting spot, with waves, warm water, tropical etc. etc. etc. Its basically going off. It's richter (meaning beyond epic, biblical, as good as it gets). I'm watching conditions from my van as I'm waiting for solid wind cuz I have been out for 4 days in a row & my body is aching all over. The reasoning is to preserve my energy so that I will kite during the best hour of the day.

Down the higway comes a man in his 40's with long black hair in a ponytail. He is wearing women's shorts. Clearly these are girls shorts as they aren't even close to mid-thigh length shorts. These are like full-on hotpants if any of you farts as old as I am & actually remember the 70's!!!!

He pumps up his kite, lays out he lines & is getting ready to go. I say to my friend, "Dude! You aren't even prepared for this day at all!" He looks at me preplexed & says, "WHAT! It's going off????" I nod to the other guy & say, "If you had a pair of chicks shorts on, aka hotpants, you would rip!!!" He says something to the guy in spanish & laughs! The guy turns, pulls his hot-pants to the side, revealing his balls. Yes his scrotum, the thing dangling below his pole! He says something in spanish, launches his kite & off he goes. I turn to my friend & say, "What the f***" as we're both laughing hysterically.

He tells me that the bloke is from Argentina, he forgot his trunks, had to borrow his wife's shorts & off he went. I laughed my ass off! How many of you would proudly sport your wife's panties if it was do-or-die & conditions were epic???? I know I would :D :D
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Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby the_dec1der » Sun Feb 09, 2020 8:32 am

I enjoyed this :D

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Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby Ice101 » Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:00 pm

I’ve borrowed a size 8 bootie off my mate for a cold winter uk session and gone out with my normal size ten on one foot and a squashed size 8 on the other just to have a blast but not sure I am that brave! Ha. That’s awesome! :-)

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Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby Toby » Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:32 pm

option would be going kite naked...what would have you chosen? Exactly...me too ;-)

BTW - older windsurfers still wear those :naughty:

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Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby FLandOBX » Sun Feb 09, 2020 3:13 pm

Live and let live, my friend. Don't waste life worrying about what others are wearing. Do your thing and let others do theirs. :thumb:
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Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby drsurf » Sun Feb 09, 2020 4:13 pm

Can't see the problem? This is kitesurfing not a fashion show. Who gives a f%*k!

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Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby knotwindy » Sun Feb 09, 2020 4:32 pm

If the conditions were as good as you say, if I had to, I’d wear them on my head and go naked.

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Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby matth » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:25 pm

I just want to know how someone could end up with the wives panties being the only option..

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Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby apollo4000 » Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:08 pm

Warrior level kiteboarding attitude, no question
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Re: Would You Or Would You Not Wear Your Wifes Panties

Postby alford » Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:47 pm

Be willing to bet other options were available but probably liked the attention of wearing her's.


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