The last two posts are the best in the whole thread. to jumpy and surfy!
JTS....nice work on your postscripts!
Pay up boys!jumptheshark wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:35 amP.S. how much you guys wanna bet that if I mention Matteo V by name he responds?
Can't decide if CaptainCore's nickname "Cappy", or COREporate kiteboarding is my favorite.jumptheshark wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:35 amP.P.S. Double or nothing he uses his favourite Core pun next time he refers to the company.
Alright "jumpy", I did what you said, so cut me in already! I still get 25% of your take, right?jumptheshark wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:35 amP.P.P.S. Double or nothing again he ends my username in “y”.
drsurf wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:14 pmMan if this Core buzzword thing works I'm gonna bring out my own Hyper Hype kites and foils
The kites will be made of Unobtanium, (sorry Oakley), fabric, Dynadynema thread sewn with laser guided sewing machines in a state of the art factory in Greenland. (Carbon neutral of course, powered by melting glaciers). Kites will of course be tested in outer space on a specially chartered rocket flight courtesy of Elon Musk.
The foils will have an anaphylactic, super heterogenous, alloy mast with hydrophobic wings made of a hydrogenated fibre, electropoxy composite. Screws of course will be Hypertanium and the fuselage will be exogenous alloy with an implacable coating so slippery even verbal abuse will slide right off.
If you have to ask about the price you obviously can't afford it. Celebrities will ride this fantastic high performance equipment or at least be photographed holding it in seductive poses dressed in eponymous Hyper Hype clothing. The phat peasant cap can be purchased by Hyper Hype wannabes for $1100 US plus $500 DJI drone delivery anywhere in the world within a 10km radius.
You can join the Hyper Hype club and feel you are part of the team for a mere $1000 US after you have made 50 posts glorifying the Hyper Hype name on kiteforums in at least 3 languages apart from English.
Contact me with your unmaxed out credit card details so I can max it out for the glory of Hype Get in quick as your money is limited!
You are the man!drsurf wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 2:14 pmMan if this Core buzzword thing works I'm gonna bring out my own Hyper Hype kites and foils
The kites will be made of Unobtanium, (sorry Oakley), fabric, Dynadynema thread sewn with laser guided sewing machines in a state of the art factory in Greenland. (Carbon neutral of course, powered by melting glaciers). Kites will of course be tested in outer space on a specially chartered rocket flight courtesy of Elon Musk.
The foils will have an anaphylactic, super heterogenous, alloy mast with hydrophobic wings made of a hydrogenated fibre, electropoxy composite. Screws of course will be Hypertanium and the fuselage will be exogenous alloy with an implacable coating so slippery even verbal abuse will slide right off.
If you have to ask about the price you obviously can't afford it. Celebrities will ride this fantastic high performance equipment or at least be photographed holding it in seductive poses dressed in eponymous Hyper Hype clothing. The phat peasant cap can be purchased by Hyper Hype wannabes for $1100 US plus $500 DJI drone delivery anywhere in the world within a 10km radius.
You can join the Hyper Hype club and feel you are part of the team for a mere $1000 US after you have made 50 posts glorifying the Hyper Hype name on kiteforums in at least 3 languages apart from English.
Contact me with your unmaxed out credit card details so I can max it out for the glory of Hype Get in quick as your money is limited!
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