Ok wow lets do this.
So a kite connection system has 2 functions, 2 primary functions, 2 functions of the most importance. Those are to maintain the connection, being between rider and kite or well technically the depower rope and the second is to break the connection when so desired by the rider. How it does those defines how good it is at it's job, everything else is secondary and should not compromise those functions. When you do add a function, you add complexity and complexity adds more modes of failure. When you add something new you also add unknown modes of failure. So you add a function to the chicken loop to make it reconnect quickly. This adds more modes of failure including ones you have absolutely no idea of. So in a short amount of time a pro rider Ruben Lenten ends up with broken legs because of this. The release failed at it's primary functions, both of them, because Ozone added something new to it, this function to reconnect it quickly.
So is it safer?
No if the release fails it's primary functions it is not safer. The more complicated you make it the more likely it will fail. I know of and can bring up many cases where a person dies or was injured because a release failed it's primary function. I know of no such cases for a release that failed to reassemble. I have used what is probably the worst release to reassemble from Flysurfer's early days, but it's primary function was very good and it has saved me on a few occasions. I have been put in danger from accidental releases on many many occasions. I have never once needed a release that is quick to reassemble. In fact if a release took 1 minute to assemble it would be fine, though given the simplest ideal designs that is not necessary.
Designing equipment so lazy instructors can have a easier job and then kiters are made to suffer and put at risk because of it is despicable. If someones training has left them hesitating to use a release for any reason let alone the absolutely stupid one that it could take a few seconds to reassemble, well then their training is absolutely inadequate. If you think a person given a situation that could harm them, and so they would release, would be worried about the reassembly of the release, that is so fucking stupid. Again if their training hasn't covered not to worry about such trivial things... what if they are in a situation that would trash their $1000's of gear or say lose it? I mean ideally they should be trained to avoid such situations, but I doubt given the quality of instruction I guess is going on that would even be happening. Needless to say their shitty over designed release will probably kill or injure them with little help.
If you use a rope slider a chickenloop is totally inappropriate. And so is a complicated shitty release. I hope companies that make this crap lose all their customers and go out of business. Seriously I have had enough of shitty designs on the most important gear we have.
Cheers?
How about f.uck you. or
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