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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby afflatus » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:29 am

Dibbs on the profits from the

I'm not Kevin

Tee shirt sales...

mo money mo money mo money...

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby chemosavi » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:32 am

I'm in tears from that one.

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby afflatus » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:42 am

Dude's a Rock Star now,

Everybody wants some face time with Kevin...

say, as he crossed the road he had the low kite thing going on...

It was at the same level with his feet and his little pumpkin head,

Keep it low and go>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Global

Make your Date with Stardom today...

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby jdub87 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:20 am

he's officially a celebrity, where's Robin Leach when you need him?

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby Experimental player » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:02 am

I have checked out a few forums and there are so many people up in arms about Kevin.

Why?

He has taken a serious beating and is trying to tell the world to keep your safety leash attached to something safe =1 line

Maybe all these angry people are bow kite investors, shop owners with a shop full of kites with rubbish safety systems.

Sucked in dumbow :lol:

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby Windguy » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:36 am

Wasn't he on a 9m C-kite? I don't think it would matter if he was flying a dishrag, this retard is fucking dangerous and has no business pumping up a kite. This goes for all the retards that were out that day.

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby Windrider » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:41 am

Windguy wrote:Wasn't he on a 9m C-kite? I don't think it would matter if he was flying a dishrag...
Yeah. He was on a C-kite. That's a fact. But facts have never dissuaded EP in the past.
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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby Windguy » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:43 am

maybe the next video we see is EP flying through the air on his trusty C-kite. I don't think safety or release systems mean jack shit in this incident. This is pure idiocy kiting in a hurricane scoping out the turtles.

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby Experimental player » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:54 am

C kite or dickwad bridle kite.
Why wasnt his leash attached to a 100% depowering line?

Did he think his kite would depower enough!
Like a dumbow kite claims from the chicken loop.
Complete dangerous claims from dumbow marketeers and retailers with shops full of crap bridle kites.

Remember dumbow rider, depower is over rated .
Safety leash goes to 1 flagging line not a bridle system.

Windwankerguy, your the dickhead riding a c kite with bridles, why dont they make flat kites anymore?

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Re: King kevin Fuckwad is at it again

Postby Windguy » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:04 am

I ride both styles of kite. I like both styles of kite and a single line flag safety is key to both for safety but that shouldn't trump common sense. Don't kite in a hurricane!!! Unstable wind not only sucks to kite in anyway but little Kev just proved to the world that it is extremely dangerous. This argument isn't about what style of kite is safer, it's about how stupid we are when we make the decision to kite or not.


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