Postby afflatus » Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:37 pm
this just in...
according to our cub reporter ala, Jimmy Olsen of superman fame.
The turtle fancier was sporting a flat kite and was actually just putting on a little show...
He sent his "flat kite" for a bit of high spirited shore based loli-pop action. (got-a love the stoke)
The Rhodes Scholar scooting along the ground toward the Hobie cats; looking for a catch was the one clutching the bar of der C kite.
there's no roll models here...
and certainly no examples of how one might deal with a crisis.
I imagine our Rhodes Scholar now as flat spot on his dome from banging the top o' his melon...
a little help here please??? say, got a moment?, need a catch here...yo little girl etc.,
he's locked in, he doesn't dare let go to pull it...that's the trouble with going for the butt job, it locks you in, and you're now out of options, your fate is in the hands of a more or less unconcered third paty...
Yeah, the wind and guy walking his dog...wearing the I-pod.
poor choices are actually recommended by some here, I'm not one of those...
no biggie
as if? anyone is going to change their ways...
Phat chance
the good news is, nobody outside of those working the public beaches gives shit...
this whole thing is already long forgotten in the media...of no import whatsoever in the wider scope of things...
It's all good again.
he's all done; will not be attending the Oscars, and will not be hanging with Paris
we can get back to pimping our exciting new "fun" sport...