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Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby Westozzy » Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:13 am

This sounds like the start of a fantasy of mine...I'm kiting in the Caribbean alone on a perfect day, smooth flat water and I then see a beautiful lady....well you know how it goes...lol.

Both if us (me and the war office) knocked of work early had the arvo without kids. She picked me up and said well we have the arvo but I had already phoned a mate to pick me up for one of the few sessions available in two weeks being winter here. I said I had to honour the call to my mate....

I didn't get sex for two weeks after that.... :(

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby oldkiter » Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:54 am

Kite maybe for hours - sex for?????????

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby superpedro » Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:41 am

Obviously having sex while kitesurfing!

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby Da Yoda » Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:21 am

Wind is Free. Sex is not.
Enough said. ;-)

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby piccio » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:04 am

Fresh ,new ,young,well pumped and tough bladders ,caribbean looking girls,do not be joking!!!!!!
my 54 talking wife,loosing air LE ,no question!!!!!!

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby Puetz » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:29 am

Jbrook wrote:Sex after kitesurfing!
... yep, or before is good too!

But the best kind is the "half drunk on holidays after a big session on the water" 'cause you just been going for it all day, might as well go for it again! :rollgrin:

:thumb:

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby Metaphor_ » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:44 am

superpedro wrote:Obviously having sex while kitesurfing!
Image

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby BigPaul » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:17 am

As a married man, Plummet hits the nail directly on the head!

You speaking from experience their buddy :D

Given the choice I'd go with surfing. it lasts longer

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby SupaEZ » Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:52 am

:bye:

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Re: Ultimate question: Sex or Kitesurfing, which is better?

Postby windybrit » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:49 am

Westozzy wrote:This sounds like the start of a fantasy of mine...I'm kiting in the Caribbean alone on a perfect day, smooth flat water and I then see a beautiful lady....well you know how it goes...lol.

Both if us (me and the war office) knocked of work early had the arvo without kids. She picked me up and said well we have the arvo but I had already phoned a mate to pick me up for one of the few sessions available in two weeks being winter here. I said I had to honour the call to my mate....

I didn't get sex for two weeks after that.... :(

geez I hope at least the Kite session was a blinder


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