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Foil death

Postby dave1986 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:27 pm

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Re: Foil death

Postby grtlakes » Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:32 pm

Thank you ?

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Re: Foil death

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Re: Foil death

Postby junebug » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:31 pm

Dafuq did I just watch?
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Re: Foil death

Postby yomotha » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:52 pm

There must be some sort of salami issue I'm unaware of when foiling.

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Re: Foil death

Postby MattyM » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:55 pm

Well that clarifies it.

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Re: Foil death

Postby chibern » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:55 pm

I don't get it but... freaking hilarious anyway!

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Re: Foil death

Postby clydesdale » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:12 pm

spoof on the movie ‘The Seventh Seal’ chess match with death

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Re: Foil death

Postby Foil » Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:27 pm

so true!
Dr kitefoil death, is a true horror story.
often disguised as a innocent holiday maker, who loves to run his oily hands over all your sexy carbon bits, asking "ooo is this carbon, mmm lovely"
bleeding spf 30, all day lotion, all over the surfaces, arghhhh, killed my foil!
such an unforgivable crime.
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Re: Foil death

Postby juandesooka » Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:42 pm

This is completely out there, big fan. Perfect explanation Foil. Salami as metaphor for greasy no-nothing tourists, love it.

"Take your stinking paws off [my foil] you damn dirty ape!"

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