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Re: Board shorts?

Postby Peter_Frank » Sun Jun 13, 2021 7:37 pm

tkaraszewski wrote:
Sun Jun 13, 2021 5:19 pm
It’s amazing to me that this is the most interesting kiting topic we can think of to talk about on here.

I don’t even wear boardshorts when it’s warm. I wear 2mm wetsuit shorts because I use a seat harness and tight-fitting shorts don’t bunch up under it.
Ha haa, agree, it must be "cucumber time" as we say in Danish - what is the word in English for the time when nothing is happening, and the news write about silly things instead?

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Re: Board shorts?

Postby happytrees » Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:38 am

:lol: :lol:
Each to their own :thumb:

Coming from surfing, windsurfing i never were shorts over the top.

But maybe a tip for the single guys out there or maybe for the guys who like to 'Strut'.
Firstly just want too say i am not in any way a stud.
One thing i have noticed is while wearing a wetsuit(no shorts) i get alot more looks from the ladies...you know....down there :naughty:


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Re: Board shorts?

Postby grigorib » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:07 am

elguapo wrote:
Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:33 pm

#1
no one cares about your ass or cock. no one is looking.. does not matter IF anyone can see because (again) NO ONE CARES..
I was told that girls and guys actually do if you have something worth looking at. Humans are sexual beings and the only thing nature cares about is whether we procreate, hence pink glasses of love, sexual attraction, etc. Trust me, if you have something to be appreciated - they do look. Sorry if they don’t

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Re: Board shorts?

Postby elguapo » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:29 am

grigorib wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:07 am
elguapo wrote:
Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:33 pm

#1
no one cares about your ass or cock. no one is looking.. does not matter IF anyone can see because (again) NO ONE CARES..
I was told that girls and guys actually do if you have something worth looking at. Humans are sexual beings and the only thing nature cares about is whether we procreate, hence pink glasses of love, sexual attraction, etc. Trust me, if you have something to be appreciated - they do look. Sorry if they don’t


you boardshorts over wetsuits guys are right.. i guess chicas ARE checking out your package.
and you dont like that.. even thought it is sooo foreign to me.. i get it (even if i dont understand the purpose of being "shy" about anything...much less why are you wearing shorts on a wetsut)

the postive.. not really important if i understand or not.


well, i digress..
you guys do your thing....
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Re: Board shorts?

Postby grigorib » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:55 am

I’m not saying it’s bad :) Whoever wants to hide their body alike Billie Ellish are free to do so. As if there’s something unexpecred under those clothes. Some enjoy showing off. Others just ride

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Re: Board shorts?

Postby Surfkiternew » Mon Jun 14, 2021 6:31 am

Why surfer dont wear speedo..? Why they Hide ...why they use boardshort?
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Why girls dont wear...or why man dont wear same style bikini
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What they have to Hide😅😅 and...why u want see mine🌈🌈

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Re: Board shorts?

Postby knotwindy » Mon Jun 14, 2021 7:46 am

To paraphrase The Who
Do you really think I care what you ride or what you wear
(add appropriate music if you know it)

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Re: Board shorts?

Postby elguapo » Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:19 pm

Surfkiternew wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 6:31 am
Why surfer dont wear speedo..? Why they Hide ...why they use boardshort?Kelly-Slater-1024x682.jpgimages.jpeg
Why girls dont wear...or why man dont wear same style bikini104952037-surf-girl-with-long-hair-go-to-ocean-woman-holding-surfboard-on-a-beach-surfer-ready-to-surf-on-the-.jpg
What they have to Hide😅😅 and...why u want see mine🌈🌈

amigo, no one in your images is wearing a wetsuit under their boardshorts...
you know why? because it is ridiculous. it literally makes no sense at all. there is no reason for it. the shorts(over a wetsuit) would do nothing but carry unnecessary water..


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Re: Board shorts?

Postby Surfkiternew » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:00 pm

elguapo wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:19 pm
Surfkiternew wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 6:31 am
Why surfer dont wear speedo..? Why they Hide ...why they use boardshort?Kelly-Slater-1024x682.jpgimages.jpeg
Why girls dont wear...or why man dont wear same style bikini104952037-surf-girl-with-long-hair-go-to-ocean-woman-holding-surfboard-on-a-beach-surfer-ready-to-surf-on-the-.jpg
What they have to Hide😅😅 and...why u want see mine🌈🌈


amigo, no one in your images is wearing a wetsuit under their boardshorts...
you know why? because it is ridiculous. it literally makes no sense at all. there is no reason for it. the shorts(over a wetsuit) would do nothing but carry unnecessary water..

And why in Summer dont wear a speedo..more mobility and carry less water than shorts..in Summer dont show cocxxs and asssxx...?Summer shy? 🌈🌈 And Better tan too..short leave White legs🌈🌈

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Re: Board shorts?

Postby tkaraszewski » Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:45 pm

Surfkiternew wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:00 pm
elguapo wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:19 pm
Surfkiternew wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 6:31 am
Why surfer dont wear speedo..? Why they Hide ...why they use boardshort?Kelly-Slater-1024x682.jpgimages.jpeg
Why girls dont wear...or why man dont wear same style bikini104952037-surf-girl-with-long-hair-go-to-ocean-woman-holding-surfboard-on-a-beach-surfer-ready-to-surf-on-the-.jpg
What they have to Hide😅😅 and...why u want see mine🌈🌈


amigo, no one in your images is wearing a wetsuit under their boardshorts...
you know why? because it is ridiculous. it literally makes no sense at all. there is no reason for it. the shorts(over a wetsuit) would do nothing but carry unnecessary water..

And why in Summer dont wear a speedo..more mobility and carry less water than shorts..in Summer dont show cocxxs and asssxx...?Summer shy? 🌈🌈 And Better tan too..short leave White legs🌈🌈
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